1. Y’all don’t want me to lose this weight? Why, because I will be out here in crop tops and high waisted shorts/ pants every chance I get if my body ever gets right. Don’t believe me just watch.
2. I think Cardi B was my spirit animal in a past life. I have zero current connection to anything she says but when I hear her I just feel it in my soul.
3. One month does not a changed man make. Let that simmer.
4. ProFlowers do not smell good when they’ve been heating up in your car all day.
5. Please don’t let me get arrested at work.
6. If I get arrested right now I’m okay.
7. I wonder if all those people who told me to start a blog will actually read this.
8. Ahhhh hell.
9. Pretty sure I’m getting sick
10. Yep I’m sick
11. Ashley, you definitely have the juice!
12. I hate odd numbers!