10 surefire ways to get your text message ignored by me

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Lately, I’ve been running into this endless barrage of people complaining to me about not responding to their text messages, or just complaining in general that I don’t text back.  Most of the time, I check the text while I’m in the middle of something, so the notification gets cleared, and then I forget to respond until another person sends me a text message.

HOOOOWEVER…

There are occasions where I purposely ignore text messages, because sometimes you just can’t or don’t want to respond due to multiple reasons. But if you find yourself in the situation where I haven’t texted you back, and you do one of the following, you can best your silly ass head that I won’t respond.

  1. Responses that do not keep the conversation going.

  2. Texting me on my phone then sending me a message on Facebook or some other form of messaging app to “make sure I got it”.19153610_564816044966_6050345761592311808_n

  3. Text messages that shows your serious displeasure with me in some form.

  4. Telling me that you know I saw your message.11-27-2017 1-55-58 PM

  5. Sending multiple texts that say the same thing over and over when it hasn’t been longer than thirty minutes.

  6. “Heeyyyyyyy”, “Hey Big Head”,  “Hey, long time no talk” or any other form of the “I’m lonely and bored and now I’m trying to slide in your DMs” phrase.

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  7. Passive aggressive messages like “Well, I guess that’s a no” or “You don’t want to talk to me anymore?” or “Hellooo??”

  8. Sarcastic messages used in bad taste.expecting-a-reply-back

  9. Commenting on my FB or IG posts to see if I respond there (especially if I respond to other people and not you).

  10. and Generally, just being annoying.

 

Some of y’all deserve to be ignored.
/RANT