This is a non-comprehensive list of the things that literally piss me off on a daily basis. If you are my friend and are guilty of any of these, I am judging you internally. HARD.
People who walk up to you when you’re clearly listening to music with headphones on and start talking.
People who have no sense of awareness of other people when shopping in a grocery store. (Move bitch, Get out da way!)
People who don’t have their payment method ready before the cashier tells them their total.
Drivers that come to a complete stop to merge onto highway traffic and don’t understand the “Zipper Method”. (Pull all the way up!)
People already on the highway who merge into the far right lane, when there are cars merging into the highway from the on-ramp.
People who block the intersections knowing good and damn well they weren’t going to make that light in the first place.
Slow drivers in the left lane on the highway
Asking “Can you make this public?” on Facebook
People who travel through my neighborhood to cut through traffic.
These same people who get mad at me for walking my dog in the middle of the road.
“Mines”, not to be confused with “Mine’s”
“Mine as well” not to be confused with “Mine, as well”
“Mind as well”
GoFundMe pages for birthdays, financial assistance, or just any general reason that makes no sense.
People who don’t read or listen to comprehend things and end up asking questions that have been answered already.
MLM schemes such as “You Should Be Here”.
Misspelled words in regularly circulated memes.
Vague Facebook statuses.
The people who ask “what happened” on aforementioned vague Facebook statuses.