The following is an incomplete list of things I would like for Christmas. If I were to get any one of these, I would consider it a Holiday Miracle.
- My bills paid
- Lottery scratch offs
- Women to get respeck
- Men to stop acting like every little interaction with a woman is considered sexual assault
- Toys for my puppy
- Reese’s cups (the BIG ones)
- Donald Trump to stop being president
- Donald Trump’s Twitter account to be suspended permanently
- To lose weight, easily
- Shoes
- A new car; Without the car payment, obviously
- Endless supply of coffee
- Police to stop shooting black people
- Chick-fil-a to stop putting crack in their chicken
- Black people to realize their worth
- Walmart to stop being so terrible at everything
- Net Neutrality
- Healthy food to stop being so damn expensive
- Equal pay for all
- Equal rights for all
- Donald Trump to stop being president.
- AND A MAN WITH A LOT OF MONEEEEEEEYYYY
